Eli Jungle

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Ok Kids...here's the deal. Eli Jungle doesn't have a publisher yet, because frankly its easier to build a website, and to go to a local printing factory publishing house and get the darn books published on his own. Remember, Eli tried a career in music and you probably won't be finding any of his music in Virgin Records any day now. So anyway, Eli went to the said local book manufacturer and found out that he could print about 100 really really really nice hardcover books for about $20 per book. Eli figured that he would add about $3 to ship the darn things, thus the $23 cost. You get the signed autograph copy book in this limited first edition run.

Now Eli doesn't want to take you money till he has enough books to print so what he is doing is asking you to send him a note that you are interested. When Eli Jungle gets 100 replies, he will send you a note back to go ahead and place your order. As an added bonus, Eli will guarantee all first edition subscribers a 10% discount on Eli Jungle art in the future. Now keep in mind, since Eli is planning on being a great painter (i.e.. Rembrandt, Dali, etc) his art will most likely be worth $1-5 million per masterpiece. But 10% of 5 million is a lot of loot, so act now ! Don't Delay ! Once in a lifetime offer !

On the other hand, if you are a trusting individual, go ahead and order today. Eli promises to send you the book in the near future or refund your money. It's an Eli Jungle promise, and that as good as gold.